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PostSubject: ManAnd woman   Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:37 pm

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants .
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage .

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10.Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
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PostSubject: Re: ManAnd woman   Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:20 pm

H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: ManAnd woman   Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:06 am

LOL, that's totally right.u bet samir
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PostSubject: Re: ManAnd woman   Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:44 am

No Comment ..
I Think SaMIR .. YA`LL NEVER MARRY
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PostSubject: Re: ManAnd woman   Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:46 pm

No I will marry who deserve to be my wife lol
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PostSubject: Re: ManAnd woman   Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:38 pm

Let me tell you something
Every man thinks that his heart is locked and no single female in the entire plant will open it..

This is totally wrong , either you are a man or a woman you can not resist love

Because love is a chimistry between two persons ......

Unfortunately this is also wrong because If you are falling into someone and he is just faking his emotions you will be the foul
for your entire life......

That's why I ca not believe in love can you?
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PostSubject: Re: ManAnd woman   Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:51 pm

I CAN ... and i bet ya samir... SHE DO !!!
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